1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:01,679 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,189 [TYRES SCREECHING] 3 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,355 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 4 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,872 [EXPLODES] 5 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,198 6 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:23,675 HUTCH: Smell that, will you? 7 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,474 Yeah, the smog's real heavy. 8 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,835 No, no, no, there's no smog today. 9 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,918 I'm talking about springtime. You can feel it in the air. 10 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,396 The only spring I can feel is definitely not in the air. 11 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,074 Well, then, listen. 12 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,873 Yeah, it's missing. Plugs need regapping. 13 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,878 I am talking about the sweet sounds of springtime, 14 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,153 and all you can relate to is this two-ton hunk of junk. 15 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,909 This two-ton hunk of junk is capable of taking you anywhere you wanna go 16 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,236 just about as fast as you wanna go there. 17 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,111 It happens to be the hottest machine on El Road-o. 18 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,275 Yeah, big deal-o! 19 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,708 You're really pushing, aren't you? 20 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,717 Just give a little time for springtime. 21 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,151 DISPATCH [ON POLICE RADIO]: Zebra Three, a 211 suspect travelling east on Adams in a '64 maroon Ford... 22 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,679 That's 30 seconds away from here. 23 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,559 [SIREN BLARING] 24 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,715 Zebra Three, 10-4 on that 211. We're approaching 14th and Adams. 25 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:34,069 Whoo-hoo! Did you see that guy? Did you see the look on his face? 26 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,032 We got the money, man! 27 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,319 '64 Ford, right? There he is. 28 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,831 Oh, brother. 29 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:55,508 Look out, big mama! Big daddy's hot tonight! Whoo-hoo! 30 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,631 Oh, man. We've been made. 31 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,358 Keep your breeches on, city boy. They ain't about to catch Billy Joe. 32 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,993 [ENGINE REVS] 33 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,873 They're gaining on us, man. 34 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,274 Watch this move, Henderson. 35 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,714 [ENGINE REVS] 36 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,912 [TYRES SCREECH] 37 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,509 He ain't bad. I can usually shake them with that move. 38 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,951 Boy, that nut is one good driver. He's crazy is what he is. 39 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,673 He made that turn without even hitting the brakes. 40 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,632 Yeah, but you don't have to do that, Starsky! 41 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,272 This ain't no race, you country hick. That's a cop back there. 42 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,554 Starsky, it's a red light! You just broke a law! 43 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,715 Hey, look, man, this is a 211, in case you wanna know. 44 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,559 It's a robbery. It's not worth getting killed over! You know what I mean? 45 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,320 I can't. That guy's a criminal, and I'm a criminal catcher. 46 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,511 Whatever happened... Starsky, you're crazy. 47 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,551 Whatever happened to springtime? 48 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,637 Oh, come on, will you? Slow down! 49 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,359 Oh, man. 50 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,439 This guy's gonna get away if I slow down. 51 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,029 I think I'm gonna throw up. Don't! Not in my car! 52 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,630 Come on, pull over. Pull over to the side, will you? 53 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,637 Don't! Keep it tight, Henderson. 54 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,829 [ENGINE REVS] 55 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,308 BILLY JOE: This is where we lose them. 56 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,475 [TRUCK HORN BLARING] 57 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,159 Watch out! 58 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,798 [SIREN BLARING] 59 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,596 Easy. 60 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,233 Good. 61 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,753 Oh, yeah. 62 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,712 [GROANS] 63 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,949 You're doing very well. Yeah, compared to what? 64 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,513 There you go. 65 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,314 Safe and sound. 66 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,476 Is that what they call it? 67 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,672 How do you feel? Weak. 68 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,235 Can I get you something? 69 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,839 Yeah. 70 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,473 Some rest. 71 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,956 A new body and a general overhaul. 72 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,470 Now, you're not supposed to move too much. 73 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,874 So if you need anything, 74 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,958 just push this and one of us will come right over. 75 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,469 Oh, I get it. 76 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,830 You're what they call a pushover. 77 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,235 [IMITATING MAE WEST] Oh, then give me a call when you're better, 78 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,555 and I'll let you know. 79 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,513 [IMITATING HUMPHREY BOGART] What's wrong with now, sweetheart? 80 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,996 Dr Greene will be in to see you soon, OK? 81 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,758 OK. 82 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,270 Hutch! 83 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,873 Did you push, sir? Yeah. Where's my partner? 84 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,036 Excuse me? Hutchinson. Ken Hutchinson. 85 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,798 We were in the car together. Where is he? 86 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,115 I'm sorry, sir, I don't know. 87 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,629 Well, you gotta find out! OK, OK. Calm down. I'll try. 88 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,638 Yeah. Hutchinson. Ken Hutchinson. 89 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,751 We came into the hospital together. I gotta know. 90 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:59,873 OK, now relax. I'll find him. Right. Right. Thank you. 91 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,231 Dr Greene, the patient was asking about his partner, Mr Ken... 92 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,512 Hutchinson. Yes, I'll take care of it. Thank you, Doctor. 93 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,073 I'm Dr Greene. 94 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,191 Aside from the bruises and physical discomfort, 95 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,992 I think you were very fortunate. 96 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,590 However, we'll keep you here for a few days just for observation. 97 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,837 What about my partner? A little bit more complicated. 98 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,396 What do you mean? Well, his neck is sprained. 99 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,160 There's a possibility of concussion. 100 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,272 Physically, he will recover, but... But what? 101 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:33,998 His head sustained a rather severe blow at the moment of impact. 102 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,714 So, what's the complication? 103 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,754 Well, your friend, Mr Starsky, is suffering from amnesia. 104 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,628 What? 105 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,838 Wait a second. 106 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,476 Slow... Slow this down so I can catch up. What do you mean? 107 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,078 He remembers nothing. Nothing? 108 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:00,115 You mean, he forgot last week or last month or what? 109 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:05,075 Total blackout of memory function. We had to tell him his name. 110 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,910 I can't believe it. 111 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,112 I gotta see him. No. They're bringing him down now. 112 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,833 [GROANS] 113 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,879 [EXHALES] 114 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,028 Either way, it can't be permanent. 115 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,390 I hear of temporary amnesia all the time. 116 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,795 Well, as he recovers physically, 117 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,992 it's possible that he may recover his memory as well. 118 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,519 No sweat. 119 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:35,475 As soon as he sees this ugly mug of mine, he'll be home free, huh? 120 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,356 121 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:50,591 Hey, Hutch. Boy, am I glad to see that ugly face of yours, buddy. 122 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,870 How you feeling? 123 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,709 I thought I was supposed to have a private room, Doctor. 124 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,399 We're short on beds. 125 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,113 I'm afraid you'll have to share with Mr Starsky. 126 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,514 Hey, Hutch. 127 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,359 You afraid of competition for nurses? Now, look, mister. 128 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,869 Hey, it's Starsky. 129 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,639 Obviously, neither one of us is in prime condition, so if you don't mind, 130 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:21,038 I would like a little peace and quiet, Mr Starky. 131 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,232 Starsky. With an "S." 132 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,872 Nurse, please. 133 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,229 [HUTCH GROANS] 134 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,756 135 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,634 You know, this is really weird. 136 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,950 What's weird, Mr, um...? 137 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,912 Starsky. Starsky. 138 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,999 Nothing's weird. Everything's great. Everything's copacetic. 139 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,668 This oatmeal's like cement mix. 140 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,110 Yes, it is a little stiff. 141 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,553 Zebra Three, Zebra Three. 142 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,917 What? 143 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,634 Zebra Three, Zebra Three. 144 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,470 Nurse! Are you all right? 145 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,231 Zebra Three. 146 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,834 That's what headquarters used to call us. 147 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,996 That was our code name. 148 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,560 Code name, huh? Yeah. 149 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,159 Sounds like something out of a B-movie. 150 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,397 You trying to tell me I was some kind of a spy? 151 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,957 Not a spy, a cop. Oh, please. Anything but a cop. 152 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,596 What's wrong with being a cop? Oh, nothing. 153 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,792 If you're into that kind of a macho power trip. 154 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,993 How could anybody be called Three Zebras? 155 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,953 That's it! That's it! What's it? 156 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,991 You haven't changed. That's what you used to always say. 157 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,031 You always used to say that when you were a cop. 158 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,800 Back before you forgot. I don't know what you're talking about. 159 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,797 You used to hate numbers and code names. 160 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,197 It all came to a head one day when we were driving in my car. 161 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,793 What were you doing in there? I just wanna get my car fixed! 162 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,958 I've been in there, on the phone, for 20 minutes trying to prove I exist! 163 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,115 Oh. 164 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,389 Did you ever think about it, Starsky? 165 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,034 What? Here we go, another day, another dollar. 166 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,231 10-4, 5-6, Tack-two, Zebra Three. 167 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,351 They're trying to make us into digits, and I'm tired of it. 168 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,278 Hey, hey, hey. You know, it's important. 169 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,799 I enjoy being Zebra Three. 170 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,117 I don't think I could sleep at night if they took that away from us. 171 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,039 Starsky, they feed us numbers all day long. 172 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,835 They try to make us into one of them. Zebra Three, 10-4. 173 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,393 Forty buffalo, a gaggle of geese! 174 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,431 Or a partridge in a pear tree. Sounds like Christmas. 175 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,959 That's not funny. I know it's not funny. 176 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,798 But it's not the end of the world either. 177 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,194 I mean, look at it this way, 178 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,799 they could've made us Weimaraner Four. 179 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:39,955 [BEEPING] 180 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,388 DISPATCH [OVER POLICE RADIO]: Zebra Three. 181 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,352 You see, isn't that beautiful? 182 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,959 Ah, let me take it. No, I got it. 183 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,832 I'll take it. OK. 184 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,317 Hello, fellow person. Nice human being, are you calling us? 185 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,033 Zebra Three, come in, please. 186 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,515 10-4, 40 zebras. What are you talking, 200 antelopes? 187 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,119 What are we, a zoo? 188 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,675 Who is this? 189 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,475 This is Detectives Hutchinson and Starsky. No numbers today. 190 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,557 What do you wish, warm person? Please talk now. 191 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,876 There's a 187. 192 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,436 That's a dead body in Lincoln Gardens, near the museum. 193 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,039 10... 194 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,395 We're rolling. 195 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,395 Sound familiar to you now? 196 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,589 No, not in the slightest. 197 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,232 Good morning! 198 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,355 How are we today? 199 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,154 We are weird. We're getting weirder by the minute. 200 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,476 Yes, I can see that. 201 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,594 Time for your medication, Kenneth. 202 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,234 What are you giving him? A painkiller. 203 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,032 What kind of painkiller? 204 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,994 Just a small dose of a morphine derivative. Why are you so curious? 205 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,191 Oh, I was just wondering. 206 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,631 How do you know he's not gonna have a reaction to that? 207 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,435 Because I checked his medical history. As always. 208 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:59,758 Well, sometimes those things don't tell the whole story. 209 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,994 What are you trying to tell her? 210 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,556 Well, it's something that happened a couple of years ago. 211 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,150 Not the sort of thing you wanna get around the department. 212 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,316 It wasn't your fault. 213 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,719 He was nabbed by a couple of dope pushers with a score to settle. 214 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,120 They settled it with a needle. 215 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,558 [TYRES SCREECH] 216 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,231 Hutch, you crazy... 217 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,555 He's your partner, isn't he? 218 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,635 Yeah. 219 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,473 My God, he's a junkie. 220 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,793 Shut up, huh? I'll handle it. 221 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,674 I gotta make a report. 222 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,393 No report. 223 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,832 This didn't happen, Bernie. Understand? This didn't happen. 224 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,432 I'll take responsibility. 225 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,632 Thanks. 226 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,796 STARSKY: Give me a hand. 227 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,877 Come on, Hutch. Come on. 228 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,198 Come on. 229 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,231 But you kicked it, cold turkey. 230 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,351 And I was with you every second of the way. 231 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,916 And if you can do that, you can get your memory back. 232 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,680 But, Mr Starky... Starsky. 233 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,431 Mr Starky, if that's a sample of my past, I'm not sure I want it back. 234 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,393 Nurse, would you close that curtain? 235 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,955 Would you see if you can do something for him? 236 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,958 I'm gonna go check out the plumbing. 237 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,516 Why don't we finish our paper later? 238 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,678 And I'll take you down for an electroencaphalogram. 239 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,797 Does it hurt? 240 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,711 Only if you fall off the examining table. Now, help me get you out of bed. 241 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,988 OK. 242 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,395 243 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,149 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Dr Hyatt, Dr Hyatt, report to Admitting. 244 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,470 Well, I guess that Marsha couldn't bear 245 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,638 being around such gorgeous creatures, huh? 246 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,675 Ah, look, Hutch, I know it's kind of a drag, but... 247 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:47,998 The only way that you're gonna find yourself is if we talk about it. 248 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,953 OK, so if you're not in the mood to talk about it, I'll talk about it. 249 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,388 And if you don't like it, 250 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,115 you can get yourself transferred out of this room by pushing that button. 251 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,110 OK. 252 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,677 Look, I know you have kind of a dim view about police work, but... 253 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,556 You know, there are a lot of things to be proud of. 254 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,557 I mean, do you have any idea 255 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,593 how many times you laid your life down for another person? 256 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,358 Do you remember that little girl that was kidnapped? 257 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,630 No, of course you've forgotten it. 258 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,068 But that freak who did it 259 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,795 had you running all over the city for the ransom money. 260 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,353 Now, I was backing you up on a motorcycle, 261 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,030 but you knew you had that kid's life in your hands. 262 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,754 And you weren't gonna let anything get in your way. 263 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,916 264 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,634 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 265 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,435 Yeah? 266 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,868 MAN [OVER PHONE]: You got 90 seconds 267 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,308 to get to the next one. 268 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,593 Go east on Sinclair. 516, Don's Arcade. 269 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,472 What...? 270 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,513 HUTCH [OVER HEADSET]: 515 Sinclair. Make that 516. 271 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,918 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 272 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,028 Eighteen... Get away from that phone! 273 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,117 Get away from the phone! 274 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,639 MAN [OVER PHONE]: Not bad, clown. 275 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,512 Why don't we talk? Save your breath, creep. 276 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,190 You're gonna need it. From now on, you'll only have five rings. 277 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,756 Three blocks north, on Aurora and Pacific, there's a laundromat. 278 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:42,317 The payphone's in the back. You only got a minute. One minute flat. 279 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,190 Laundromat, Aurora and Pacific. Aurora and Pacific. 280 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,595 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 281 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,595 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 282 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,392 I'm a cop! 283 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,949 MAN [OVER PHONE]: Hey, baby, it's me, Captain Surreal. You ain't bad. 284 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,436 You're getting to every place on time, like a choo-choo train. 285 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,076 How do you feel? I'm fine. I'm just fine. Listen. 286 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,271 Don't sell me, man. 287 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,399 Can we just talk a minute? 288 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,397 Get moving, baby blue. You got our money. 289 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,875 There's a bar and grill, 440 Wilmington. 290 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,274 440 Wilmington. 291 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,758 Get over there or we're gonna cut up the girl. 292 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,520 You've got 30 seconds, Skutch. 293 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,469 [TYRES SCREECH] 294 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,959 [CAR HORN HONKS] 295 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,752 That guy must be crazy. Let's get him around the front. 296 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,998 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 297 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,716 Don't touch that phone! 298 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,354 Yeah? 299 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,630 MAN [OVER PHONE]: What do you think you're pulling? 300 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,319 What are you talking about? 301 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,670 You got cops in front of that place! 302 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,189 Man, she's gonna die. We'll let her die, man! 303 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,879 Get the hell out of here! I said, get out of here! 304 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,759 You see that? He called the cops! 305 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,995 Hutch! 306 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,229 [GUNSHOT] 307 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,236 308 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,551 STARSKY: Get out of the way! Get out of the way. 309 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:02,829 MAN: Jesus! 310 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,389 I thought you were dead. Bulletproof vest, remember? 311 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,798 I forgot. 312 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,993 Of course, if I hadn't been there backing you up on that motorcycle, 313 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,235 who knows what would've happened? 314 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,791 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Nurse Phillips, report to the maternity ward. 315 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,195 Aren't you glad the EEG checked out? 316 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,278 Oh, yeah. Now I only have to worry about a concussion and a broken arm. 317 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,959 It could be worse. 318 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,196 It would've been better if the guy had learned to use brakes. 319 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,469 What did you say? 320 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,036 I said I could be better, but those are the breaks. 321 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,196 322 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,436 STARSKY: What do you mean, you don't know how to play pinochle? 323 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,595 Just what I said. 324 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,835 But you love pinochle! 325 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,395 How can you love something you don't even know how to play? 326 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,953 [KNOCKING] 327 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,477 Hey, hey, hey! 328 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,795 Hi there. 329 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,314 What do you say, fellas? 330 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,509 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 331 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,312 STARSKY: Boy, am I glad to see you guys. 332 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,238 Say, Hutchinson, is it true about what they...? 333 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,793 Are these friends of yours, Starsky? 334 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,915 Well, yeah. I guess you could say that. 335 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,839 You boys wouldn't be in show business, by any chance? 336 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,032 He's really lost it, huh? Uh, Hutch. 337 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,992 This is Captain Dobey. 338 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,792 Dopey? 339 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,353 Oh, really? You're with the Army, huh? 340 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,113 No, he's a police captain. 341 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,117 Oh, a police captain? 342 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,596 This character over here, the chief of police? 343 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,077 I don't see anything funny about that. 344 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,592 Hey, Hutch, I'm no character. I'm Huggy Bear. 345 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,314 We go back farther than Lewis and Clark. 346 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,635 Well, you'd think that somebody 347 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,035 who dresses the way you do, I wouldn't forget. 348 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,229 You, Captain, no offence meant, 349 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,399 but don't you think you should lay off the sweets? 350 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,073 I can't wait for him to recover. 351 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,313 Um, you'll be glad to know 352 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,988 we captured those guys you were chasing. 353 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:22,830 That's fantastic. Isn't that great news, Hutch? Huh? 354 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,152 Well, we would've apprehended them ourselves 355 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,918 if it hadn't been for that truck. 356 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,795 Yeah, the way you drive, Starsky, I'm surprised you didn't fly over it. 357 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,309 Hey, I was trying to avoid hitting an innocent bystander. 358 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,669 HUTCH: Clever. 359 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,232 Judging from my X-rays, you hit something a lot worse. 360 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,556 I wouldn't talk if I were you. 361 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,990 You know, I've been sitting on something for a long time here. 362 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,838 But the last time we let you behind the wheel, 363 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,508 it wasn't exactly a pleasure cruise! 364 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,554 You've lost me. I've lost you? 365 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,988 You damn near lost me! 366 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,879 STARSKY: Aah! 367 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,436 368 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,876 Take it easy, take it easy! 369 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,310 Every one of those bumps is going right through me. 370 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,397 Sorry, Mr Fortune, but we can't stop again 371 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,398 if you wanna get to the airport when you wanted to. 372 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,113 Take it easy. 373 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,838 Hey, we got company. 374 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,438 I feel like I'm eating the desert! 375 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,868 STARSKY: Hutch! 376 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,508 Hutch! Will you take it easy, Starsk? 377 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,913 How are we gonna stop them? Watch this. 378 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,118 STARSKY: Watch out for the tree! 379 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,833 HUTCH: What tree? 380 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,310 I can't see a bloody thing! Just hang on! 381 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,993 STARSKY: Aah! 382 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,310 What's the matter? Are you crazy? 383 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,118 Take it easy, buddy. I'm a certified pilot. 384 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,673 STARSKY: Aah! 385 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,039 Don't look down, Starsk! 386 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,719 STARSKY: Aah! 387 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,118 Here they come! 388 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,158 FORTUNE: Hey, wait a minute. Get me out of here. 389 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,316 Now, we're gonna nail them when they come over the top. 390 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,432 Olly olly in free. Don't move! 391 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,029 Hey, I'm unarmed. 392 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,588 Welcome home, Joey. 393 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,115 So don't be giving me grief about my driving, buddy. 394 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,788 According to your story, if it's true, there were no injuries, right? 395 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,558 So what? So if I can believe you, 396 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,318 when you were driving, we were almost killed. 397 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,034 Ah, quit complaining, will you? You're alive, aren't you? 398 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,198 I can't believe that I'd be partners with such a horrible, hostile person. 399 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,231 Horrible? Hostile? If I were really hostile, 400 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,590 I'd pop you in the mouth for a crack like that! 401 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,994 Ah-ah-ah. 402 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,998 Well, it wouldn't be the first time. What's that supposed to mean? 403 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,237 How about the time you busted him in that bar on 3rd Street? 404 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,351 STARSKY: Come on, Hug, you know it was just an act. 405 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,150 Yeah, well, four bad guys didn't win. 406 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,794 Hey, take it easy, will you? 407 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,911 I got the right to remain silent. 408 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,951 That it? That's what they told you? 409 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,991 Just trying to help you out, Starsk, that's all. 410 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,475 Well, you got a funny way of showing it, pal. 411 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,479 I blow away a no-good punk and you're ready to help them nail me to the wall. 412 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,477 Nothing's happened yet, Starsky. 413 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,790 You've just been put on suspension, that's all. There's gonna be a hearing. 414 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,390 And you're gonna testify at that hearing, right, buddy-boy? 415 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,238 What are you gonna say at that hearing, huh? 416 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,271 You gonna tell them what you said in your report? 417 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,038 You gonna tell them what you said out there? Remember? 418 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,434 When you found him, he was dead? 419 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,312 I'll tell them the truth is what I'll tell them. 420 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,511 Yeah. Well, let me tell you something, partner. 421 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,554 I don't care about the truth any more. I've had it up to here. Ask Nellie. 422 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,632 Bad guys suck it all up. Hey, listen. This is... 423 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,598 HUTCH: That's a little bit hard to believe. 424 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,239 It's the truth. 425 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,592 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Dr Bear. Dr Bear, please call your service. 426 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,189 Oh, um, excuse me. 427 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,520 I told them I was a doctor. 428 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,273 You know, I thought he'd never leave. 429 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,673 Well... 430 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,559 Hey, uh... 431 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,875 can one of you tell me where the little boys' room is? 432 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,390 It's right there, Captain. First door. 433 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,318 Thank you. 434 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,031 DOBEY: Don't go away. 435 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,673 Ugh. 436 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,153 So, that's the kind of work you do, huh? 437 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,874 What's that? Running around, punching people. 438 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,072 Now, wait a second. Just not my cup of tea. 439 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,917 Tea? Tea. 440 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,758 Let me ask you something. 441 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,317 In this supposed relationship of ours, 442 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,830 have I ever had occasion to punch you in the face? 443 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,315 To punch me? Punch. 444 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,711 Punch. Yeah. 445 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,993 Well, now that you mention it. Are you sure? 446 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,948 Yeah. 447 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,993 Detective Starsky. I want a coroner's lab and a crime lab... 448 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,352 A coroner's team and a crime lab at 116 Berkley, apartment two-four. 449 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,949 Twenty-four! Yeah! 450 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,839 HUTCH: What's going on? 451 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,196 She's dead, Hutch. 452 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,953 Grossman did it. 453 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,268 Grossman. 454 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,950 Who are you talking about? 455 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,200 Why would he want to kill her? 456 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,596 What, are you crazy? 457 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,913 Listen to me, buddy. 458 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,796 I'm listening to what? What is this? 459 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,753 What are you doing here? What...? 460 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,235 Why did Huggy call me? What is this? 461 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,359 She was gonna tell you. 462 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,428 Tell me what? 463 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,958 She worked for Grossman. 464 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,955 What did you say? 465 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,111 The only girls that work for Grossman are hookers. 466 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,669 Are you trying to tell me that Gillian is a hooker? 467 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,197 Is that what you're trying to tell me, buddy, friend? 468 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,789 That my girl is a hooker? A prostitute? 469 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,316 Look around you. 470 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,079 What do you think bought this place? 471 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,598 You... You liar! You never did like her! 472 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,395 You never could understand her! That's not true, and you know it. 473 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,830 Look, the last time we went to Grossman's, 474 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,077 I went to the back room, and I saw her in the massage parlour. 475 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,633 So what? 476 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,595 She could've been there... 477 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,915 She could've been there doing an interview. 478 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,439 She could've been talking to some people. 479 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,471 She could've been doing a story. 480 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,908 Come on. 481 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,597 What are you gonna do? You wanna hit me again, huh? Is that what you want? 482 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,268 She was a prostitute. 483 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,029 There's nothing you can do or say that's gonna change that fact. 484 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:40,472 Or the fact that she loved you, and she was about to give all this up just for you. 485 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,637 That's probably why Grossman killed her. 486 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,631 Hey. 487 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,116 How many years have we known each other, huh? 488 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,835 You're the best friend I got in the whole world. 489 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,396 You think I like saying things like this to you? 490 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,231 STARSKY: It's OK. 491 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,795 It's gonna be OK. 492 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,316 493 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,235 [GROANS] 494 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,033 [EXHALES] 495 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,957 You awake? 496 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,479 Yeah. 497 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,720 You wanna talk? 498 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,399 What's there to talk about? 499 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,754 Well, I... 500 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:24,114 I heard some stories this afternoon about some pretty rough times I had. 501 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,799 And I just want to thank you for being there. 502 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,230 Go to sleep. It's no big deal. 503 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,909 Yes, it is. 504 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,156 Hey, plenty of times you were there for me. 505 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,435 Yeah? 506 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,311 Times there were when I almost packed it in. 507 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,636 You know, I once almost quit the police force? 508 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,914 So why didn't you? 509 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,238 The only job that you could find me 510 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,193 was defensive end on the Canadian football team. 511 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,634 Is that right? 512 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,709 I was going through some pretty rough changes then. 513 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,994 You remember Terry? 514 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,316 Right, you don't remember anything. 515 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,030 To tell you the truth, when Terry died, 516 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,076 I didn't think I had enough strength to remain on this earth. 517 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,554 But you stuck with me. 518 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,909 Canadian football team. 519 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,198 He's a... Uh, a friend of my brother-in-law. 520 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,073 Uh, a brother of my friend-in-law in Duluth. 521 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,077 Yeah, his name is Harry. Harry. 522 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,639 No, not "Harry Harry." 523 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,273 Will you come on, it's your turn. 524 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,631 Wait a second. Go ahead and do it for me, will you? 525 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,354 One second. 526 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,274 Uh, here it is. 527 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,710 His name is Harry Marri... 528 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,638 Marrisipio. 529 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,235 Marrisipio, yeah. 530 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,959 You rolled a seven. 531 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,912 Well, this is the front office, isn't it? 532 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,270 I mean, this is the Vancouver Lions? 533 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:57,070 Well, he works in that front office. This is the football office, right? 534 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,748 Well, you see, my friend and I want to try out 535 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,393 for your football team. 536 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,029 Yeah. 537 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,994 Of course I know what time it is, it's the middle of the night. 538 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,272 No, we're not playing football for anybody right now. 539 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,228 We're policemen, but, um, we're tough. 540 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,318 We're gonna give it up. We'll quit. Yeah. 541 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,839 Hello? 542 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,718 Hello? 543 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,790 He hung up on me. 544 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,276 Will you please give me $70? 545 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,552 You know something, you really stink at this game. 546 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,194 The only thing you own is the utilities there. 547 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,753 Yeah? Yeah. 548 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,599 Well, I didn't want to play football in Canada anyway. 549 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,109 It's too cold. You gotta be a pelican. 550 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,756 Well, we gotta do something, right? If we're not gonna be cops. 551 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,793 Maybe we ought to go down to South America and try robbing banks. 552 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,675 Come on, get serious, will you? 553 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,952 [CLOCK CHIMING] 554 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,835 I should get serious? 555 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,556 The man's trying to sign us up for the Canadian Football League. 556 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,755 Here you go, Bronco. 557 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,877 Open it up. 558 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,798 You know, I feel... I feel kind of strange. 559 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,753 Hey, it's midnight. 560 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,517 Two weeks. 561 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,109 Terry sent it two weeks after she... 562 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,916 We should open these. 563 00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,993 I'll show you. 564 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,316 565 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,833 "A Thousand Ways to Win Monopoly." 566 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,079 "Hutch." 567 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,708 That's Ollie. She used to keep him on the bed with her. 568 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,998 "Dearest Hutch, 569 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,997 "To you I entrust... 570 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,513 "Ollie and Dave. 571 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,589 "Please love them both. 572 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,312 "Don't let either one of them change." 573 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,038 That's beautiful. 574 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,636 I don't know why Terry got me that book. I was great at Monopoly. 575 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,956 No, you weren't. Sure I was. I used to beat everybody. 576 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,355 You were a rank amateur. Terry used to roll over you all the time. 577 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,915 What are you talking about? You'd get stomped every time. 578 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,839 I was there, chump. You were lucky to get a couple of lousy utilities. 579 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,032 Compared to you, Terry looked like Chase Manhattan Bank. 580 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,195 Hutch... 581 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,519 You're remembering. 582 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,473 Your memory's coming back. 583 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,392 You realise what's happening? You got it. 584 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,388 I never lost it. I can't believe it, it just... 585 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,875 What did you say? 586 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,354 I never lost it. 587 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,468 I was faking it. 588 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,636 You were faking it? 589 00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,989 How you doing? 590 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,070 How am I doing? Mm-hmm. 591 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,193 I could kill you. Why? 592 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,159 Why? Why could you do this to me? 593 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,796 To give you something to consider the next time you double-clutch me into a truck! 594 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,797 You put me in a wheelchair. You lousy phoney! 595 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,230 How else could I get a chance to hear these wonderful stories? 596 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,112 Wonderful stories, huh? I'll tell you a wonderful... 597 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,469 You wanna tell wonderful stories? 598 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,717 I'll tell you a wonderful story about a wonderful partner who's sitting in this wonderful bed worrying... 599 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,071 You think about that the next time you push me into... 600 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,676 601 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,797 Good morning, Mr Dobey. Captain Dobey. Good morning. 602 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,230 Captain Dobey, isn't it wonderful? What? 603 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,591 Mr Sparsky. He got his memory back. 604 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,031 You mean Mr Hutchinson. Well, one of the two. 605 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,196 When did this happen? 606 00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,029 Oh, he's such a devil. He was faking it all the time. 607 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,516 He never forgot his memory. Isn't that super? 608 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,756 Yeah. That's super. 609 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,354 And so are you, Miss...? 610 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,312 Bonnie. 611 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,794 Miss Bonnie. 612 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,709 Oh, this is a pleasant surprise. 613 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,992 You remember Captain...? 614 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,598 Uh, I think he wants to try to remember it himself. 615 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,470 I'll help you. OK, watch. 616 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,955 Sounds like... Sounds like... Sounds like... 617 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,388 Um... 618 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,559 Um... Um... 619 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,671 Blimp. Oh, my head. 620 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,518 I think we'd better lie you down. 621 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,790 I need a vacation. Excuse us, Captain. 622 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,150 I need a vacation. Excuse us. 623 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,830 Would you help me into bed? Yeah. Wrong one. Over here. 624 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,234 Over here. Oh, yeah. 625 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,795 Here we go. That's it. Take it easy. Would you mind fluffing the pillows? 626 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,194 Yeah, yeah. There you go. 627 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,515 Sit down. Get your legs up. 628 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,156 Oh, I need a vacation. There we go. You want the light on? 629 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,078 Oh, no, leave it off. I have such a headache. 630 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:03,034 Well, in that case, Captain, would you shut the blinds, please? 631 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,595 Are you in pain? Oh, I'm not sure. 632 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,392 Maybe I'd better take your pulse. Where? 633 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,318 What? 634 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,353 HUTCH: Where do you wanna take my pulse? 635 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,959 [HUTCH AND BONNIE CHUCKLE] 636 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,115 Oh, my head. 637 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,355 Oh. Uh... OK. 638 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,676 Would you like the bed raised? Oh, yes. I think so. 639 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,598 Captain, would you mind? 640 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,235 Oh. 641 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,431 Thank you. Oh, my God, 642 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,471 his pulse is going like a crazy thing. 643 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,798 I think I'd better get you something to slow it down. OK? 644 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,191 [BONNIE CHUCKLES] 645 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,230 You guys are so cute. 646 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,991 I mean, I can't remember the last time that anybody faked amnesia. 647 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,076 648 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,760 Comfortable? Oh, yeah. Yeah. 649 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,997 That means stop. This means go. 650 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,352 I'll see you both tomorrow morning, 6am, 651 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,757 42nd and Broad, Traffic Control. 652 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,713 And, uh, bring your whistles. 653 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,033 Mmm... 654 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,476 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 655 00:47:59,526 --> 00:48:04,076 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0